Khloe Kardashian Is A Graduate Of The Blohan School Of Excuses
I watch a lot of Cops, so I feel like I've heard every excuse in the book when a junkhead is caught with the bad shit in their purse, pockets or puss. But I've never heard this one before. Khloe...
View ArticleTyTy Is Killing Cynthia McFadden With Her Eyes
We finally know the secret to shutting up TyTy Baby's mouth hole in a quick second! Just ask her about Janice Dickinson and Paulina Porizkova. That's what Cynthia McFadden did during her interview...
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Snooki from Jersey Shore!!!! You knew this was coming. As soon as an oyster filled with the precious pearl known as Snooki washed up on the pristine shores of Jersey, we all instantly fell in love. So...
View ArticleWould You Hit It?
So this is what Dr. Drew Peensky is hiding under those Geoffrey Beene button-downs and Izod ties! Dr. Drew is trying to give a bitch a sex addiction around here. Genitals everywhere want their fix! Now...
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YaVaughnie Wilkins! By now you have probably already laughed, cried, shook your head or fist pumped to this story about a scorned mistress who got revenge in a big way. But if you haven't, let me give...
View ArticleBombshell Has Proof!
Vanilla Gorilla's side piece Boobshit McGee has brought evidence to the table in the form of several text messages from Jesse. Yes, she brought us text messages. She obviously didn't complete the...
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ANN JILLIAN!!!!!!! - If you don't know who Ann Jillian is, then do not speak to me until you've completed a course on her at the Learning Annex. And if you do know who Ann Jillian is, then you won't...
View ArticleASkars Likes It Raw
You have been wasting your time if you regularly dive into dumpsters outside of the True Blood set hoping to find the loose-fitting cotton condom ASkars puts around his peen during fake fuck scenes....
View ArticleGlamberace vs. A Pap
Glamberace wasn't exactly farting glitter when a paparazzo got in his life on a beach in Miami yesterday. Instead of destroying the pap with love by shining his Care Bear Stare, Glamberace decided it...
View ArticleAs If Anybody Else Could Be Prince William’s Best Man
On the balcony of Buckingham Palace this morning, a herald screamed out "HEAR YE! HEAR YE!" before proclaiming that Prince William has chosen his brother Prince Hot Ginge as his best man and Kate...
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The world became a frightening place of uncertainty yesterday when the news went around that Cap'n Crunch (full name: Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch) would walk the plank after 48 years of filling our...
View ArticleWino’s Stumble & Mumble Tour Will Not Go On
Those of you in Europe who really wanted to spend 60 dollars of your hard-whored money to exercise your vocal cords by booing at a human train as she skips off the tracks and crashes into the stage...
View ArticleChris Hansen’s Got Hos In Every Area Code
Back in June, The National Enquirer conducted their own To Catch A Cheater investigation and caught Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen putting the condoms and lubes he snatches from pedos to good use by...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Amazingly Lifelike Boat Scene From Ringer
When I was 7ish my mom took us to Niagara Falls (for the strip clubs and Ripley's, obviously) for a family vacation and made us make AHOMG!DEATH poses in one of those "barrel going over the falls"...
View ArticleGood Night, Sweet Painter Of Light
Thomas Kinkade, the most prolific artist of this generation whose work was so coveted that most roadside motels had to nail it to the wall to keep people from stealing it, has walked toward the light...
View ArticleBobby B Did Not Get Whitney Hooked On The Bad Shit, Says Bobby B
Bobby Brown is shaking head "no" to the gossip that he's the one who introduced Whitney Houston's nostrils to the bad shit. Bobby B told Matt Lauer on Today this morning that bitches shouldn't put the...
View ArticleWhat A Natural Kiss Between Two Heterosexuals In Love
"Hand me the foreskin sweat-flavored lip gloss. Johnny has to do this shit with FEELING!" is probably the line Kelly Preston spit at her Scientology-appointed handler in the limo minutes before she did...
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Cynthia Escobar Topless Bikini Pics Drop the Double-H Sextastic Bomb for an...
As you know, each day we receive approximately 107,311 pieces of mail here at Egotastic! Granted, a good majority of it is The Learning Annex trying to contact us about completing our course in...
View ArticlePBS Is Prejudiced Against Adult Theater Fappers
It's the Pee-wee Herman mess all over again. We obviously haven't grown as a society since 1991, because it's still an issue when a more than grown ass man leaves his fap juices on the crusty velvet...
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Mas Telenovela Sextastica de Maria Fernanda Malo en H Para Hombres
Yes, I am taking Spanish classes at The Learning Annex, but only because my Craigslist ad offering to trade sensual foot massages with a Latina woman in exchange for linguistics lessons remains...
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